Cricket
Teams approach MS Dhoni to play as consultant batsman in the last five overs

Teams approach MS Dhoni to play as consultant batsman in the last five overs

"I want Dhoni to finish our game in his style", said Kumar Sangakara, the Sri Lanka Captain, unaware that his statement was at-least double meaning, and that Dhoni…

Dinesh Karthik drops ‘wicket-keeper’ from his resume, keeps it to only ‘batsman’ to ensure selection

Dinesh Karthik drops ‘wicket-keeper’ from his resume, keeps it to only ‘batsman’ to ensure selection

"Having multiple talents is probably as bad as not having any. Both can keep you jobless for the longest amount of time", revealed a rather relaxed Dinesh Karthik,…

Politics

Rahul Gandhi reveals that Sonia Gandhi cried when Ajit Agarkar announced retirement

Rahul Gandhi reveals that Sonia Gandhi cried when Ajit Agarkar announced retirement

It was not understandable why Sonia didn't cry when Sachin, the God of that religion,…

Justice Katju seeks mercy for Lalu, claims Lalu became animal friendly over the years

Justice Katju seeks mercy for Lalu, claims Lalu became animal friendly over the years

"5 years? Dude, that's one full term of Parliament if elections are not called in…

Congress declares Rahul Gandhi as Deputy Prime Minister Candidate for 2014 polls

Congress declares Rahul Gandhi as Deputy Prime Minister Candidate for 2014 polls

"Why do you think we should do exactly the same thing that BJP does? They…

Sonia Gandhi invites LK Advani to suggest PM candidate for Congress

Sonia Gandhi invites LK Advani to suggest PM candidate for Congress

"What if Advani wants to join Congress and suggests his own name as PM?”…

India

Poor man’s pyaz-roti and Diwali bombs responsible for onion price rise: Sushil Shinde

Poor man’s pyaz-roti and Diwali bombs responsible for onion price rise: Sushil Shinde

Fresh from attending a music launch in Mumbai, Shinde managed to avoid facing the music when reporters pressed him on onion price rise. “When I could escape…

Politician waits to turn 85 to execute huge scam, so as to hear his sentence in heaven

Politician waits to turn 85 to execute huge scam, so as to hear his sentence in heaven

Inspired by Lalu Yadav's case, a young at heart politician currently lingering somewhere between 70 and 80, has planned a huge scam only to execute it at…

Villagers ask Rahul Gandhi to live life of a Poor just for a day

Villagers ask Rahul Gandhi to live life of a Poor just for a day

Interestingly the idea of asking Rahul to live a day like poor is inspired by the movie Nayak where Anil Kapoor accepted Amrish Puri's challenge to be the…

Employees skip lunch to watch PM Manmohan Singh speak in Parliament

Employees skip lunch to watch PM Manmohan Singh speak in Parliament

"We couldn't catch both the lunch and the speech at the same time, and it would have been foolish to skip a landmark opportunity of listening to…

Society prays for males to stay as kids and never grow up as men

Society prays for males to stay as kids and never grow up as men

"Look at Asaram Bapu, he got two minutes of fame by talking rubbish on the Delhi gang-rape incident. Now he himself is charged with sexual harassment. Thank God…

Missing Coal-gate files suddenly appear on Arnab Goswami’s Newshour

Missing Coal-gate files suddenly appear on Arnab Goswami’s Newshour

Assuring the nation that nothing could go missing like that so long he is in the business of investigative journalism, Arnab repeated his pet question, "But the nation…